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How to Bathe a Cat

1. Thoroughly clean the toilet.
2. Add the required amount of shampoo to the toilet water, and have
     both lids lifted.
3. Obtain the cat and soothe him while you carry him towards the
    bathroom.
4. In one smooth movement, put the cat in the  toilet and close both
   lids (you may need to stand on the lid so that he cannot escape).
  CAUTION: Do not get any part of your body too  close to the edge, as
                    his paws will be reaching out for any thing they can find.
 5. Flush the toilet three or four times. This provides a "power wash
    and rinse" which I have found to be quite effective.
6. Have someone open the door to the outside and ensure that there
     are no people between the toilet and the outside door.
7. Stand behind the toilet as far as you can, and quickly lift both  lids.
8. The now-clean cat will rocket out of the toilet, and run outside  where
     he will dry himself

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